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I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
Last Lines; Harry Potter books
Who should be sat on the Iron Throne at the end of it?
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me
My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.
Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone
they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face
this is a good invention i wouldn’t want anyone to see the bandaid on my face i dont wanna look likea frickin nerd