rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep









Who should be sat on the Iron Throne at the end of it?





generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me





canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me











dialupmodem:

butthickey:

creativlog:

Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone

they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face

this is a good invention i wouldn’t want anyone to see the bandaid on my face i dont wanna look likea frickin nerd



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